News & Stories from the Holsworthy Mafia

School kids at it again – Dumping their cigar wrappers everywhere.

 

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We always knew Holsworthy to be an upmarket town, a town with thats separate from the rest, after all, we’re the first town to be getting our hospital beds back after them being withdrawn.

The middle class side of Holsworthy comes with our local to area country club at Woodford Bridge, our Waitrose but most importantly, our school kids who seem to enjoy a packet of cigars instead of a pouch of Amberleaf or 20 pack of cheap fags. according to a post on Holsworthy Moan & Groan.

It tickled me a little, even I as a kid being the type of person I am never got a chance to smoke a cigar, but clearly, things have changed. None of this pack of 20 fags, thats simply too working class for todays youthful student, a packet of Cigars will do just fine.

Joking aside, the Mafia would like to thank you for your efforts of keeping our town clean. Holsworthy has a splendid community and its people like you who make this town look much better. You now have 47 minutes of Mafia Membership as a reward.

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Updated: May 22, 2018 — 9:00 pm
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