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Helicopters have found the Dons missing Siberian tiger just outside of Holsworthy

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Totally not the first time this has happened, but the Don misplaced his Siberian tiger last night, again. Sparkels 2 was found later roaming the outskirts of Holsworthy but not before the Don had called in his military aircraft from Maryweather.

His helicopters where spotted by local moaners and groaners in the town who went to Facebook to complain about the noise. The Don did ask if they had a volume switch for the noise the engines produce, they said they do, but they don’t care about others because helicopters are cool.

Sparkles was recovered and placed back in her goat pen.



Updated: May 16, 2018 — 8:21 am
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