The Holsworthy Mafia have heard many stories about traffic lights and no road works and no one seems to know why, but being the Mafia, we’ve investigated.
As it turns out, a works van was spotted parked by the lights, yet again, with no workmen in sight and no work being done. We can only come to one conclusion. This is a loop hole, Tony explains below:
When you come to Holsworthy, its hard to park without getting your car keyed or moaned at. These workmen have found a genius way of parking, they simply erect some traffic lights, block one side of the road off, hey presto, theres parking and its free for the workmen. No road works, just free parking for the workmen when they want to go get their lunch.
Thats the only logical solution. The only other solution is that the company have ran out of room in their storage / warehouse facility, so instead, they’re storing the traffic lights in Holsworthy.