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Garden Waste Recycling Scheme – CHEAPER THAN TORRIDGE DISTRICT COUNCIL * Just £1/week

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The Holsworthy Mafia are diversifying into Waste Removal this year, and to kick it off, we’ll remove your garden waste and other “waste” too. Whether its a pissed off nosy neighbor, or someone who flirts with your wife at her workplace, we can remove all this, as well as your garden waste. We will even consider white goods and nuclear waste & materials.

Our friendly workmen will turn up in our trusty, flat bed rusty van. There’s no annoying paperwork to fill in, we just collect and its gone. Jimmy “Superfly” Snicka, the trusty driver of the truck will arrive within the 1 hour time slot given over the phone and will collect any waste you need removing and poof its gone! Where it goes is someone else’s problem, not yours.

Our handy man who rides along side Jimmy is Tommy “tip” Transit, the best man of the pair. He does all the work while Jimmy pushes the buttons to unload the flat bad and load it up.

And how much does this wonderful service cost? Well, we’re alot cheaper than Torridge District Council’s £35/year. In fact, we’re just £1 per week!* Thats amazing value. Whats more, no pesky receipts, no VAT, no money back, no guarantees to worry about either.

The Don had this to say:

‘Superfly’ & ‘Tip’ are the best workforce we’ve had in many years. They’re good at leaving no trace (accept in hedge rows and cycle paths).

 

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Updated: January 3, 2019 — 9:41 pm
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