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MIAMI - NOVEMBER 20:  Police take aim with riot guns after a smoke grenade was thrown at them by anti-globalization protesters on the fourth day of the summit to create a Free Trade Area of the Americas November 20, 2003 in Miami, Florida. Hundreds of protesters, including a group of anarchists, clashed with police throughout the morning as they unsuccessfully tried to make their way to the Hotel Inter-Continental where the summit was taking place. Protesters say the pact would damage the environment, exploit workers overseas and cost many Americans their jobs.  (Photo by Spencer Platt/Getty Images)


After this weekends shenanigans involving a property, a sofa, another fight, another unrelated fight and a chicken running loose from the Dons kitchen. Oh how the town fell apart this weekend…

Holsworthy fell into anarchy this weekend with a record number of Police / Fire / Ambulance resources called to the town, famous for being the only listed town in the world. The number of resources sky rocketed as Holsworthy ran its first TEST PURGE.

Naturally, the Don has announced a purge date for the 31st of February 2019. On this date, anything goes, anyone can get involved and the Police have confirmed that the town will be sealed off.

What will you do on the purge? Leave a comment below.



Updated: May 9, 2018 — 8:43 am
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