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Holsworthy – We’re better than Bude. We know it. You know it too.


Here are some true facts as to why Holsworthy is a better place to live than Bude:

  • We have many local pubs that are great to eat and drink in.
  • A great selection of hair dressers.
  • Free WiFi in our town centre.
  • We have a Waitrose. You have Lidl.
  • Bude is often full of tourists in the summer. Eghh. Can hardly move.
  • Bude gets too hot in the summer.
  • Holsworthy have an awesome Council that gets things done.
  • Our community sticks together like glue to get things sorted.
  • Wheres the Bude Mafia website?

I’m sure theres way more reasons as to why Bude isn’t as great as Holsworthy, some I cant really mention though.



Updated: April 25, 2018 — 1:34 pm
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