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Columbian “coffee” sales affects blood donations in Holsworthy

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The Don has apologised for his recent sales drive in Columbian “Coffee” products in Holsworthy. He believes that drug tests before the donation has caused a huge turn away for donations.

Since our “coffee” is so pure and strong, it affects the tests in a similar way to other stimulants which are unavailable through legal methods of purchase.

The “Coffee” sales which are thought to be the biggest line of income for the Holsworthy Mafia have reached as for as the Sutcombe Southside Boys and other areas too.

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Updated: April 24, 2018 — 11:54 am
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