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Controversy in Holsworthy over mysterious Citroen – ALIEN CONSPIRACY


Holsworthy has lit up on Facebook over the mysterious appearance of this glorious Citroen Xsara in different places in Holsworthy, but locals haven’t figured out yet, its ALIENS.

The car is a decoy planted by Aliens who are planning a massive conspiracy in town on a level beyond your imagination.

The conspiracy involves a luke warm cup of tea, St Peters Fair and some ducks. We’re not sure on any further details but we’ve made the Mayor of this splendid town aware that ALIENS are here and will cause havoc, as seen with this randomly spawning Citroen.

As for Tax, MOT & Insurance, Aliens don’t require this.



Updated: April 7, 2018 — 10:28 am
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