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RAF SCRAMBLE TYPHOON JETS TO INTERCEPT UFO OVER UK

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Breaking news – The RAF have just scrambled Typhoon Eurofighters from a UK military base to intercept a UFO spotted by citizens across the UK yesterday.

The Pilots where initially stunned at how bright this UFO was and couldn’t stare directly at it. They also found that this UFO emitted heat like nothing ever felt before here in the UK.

It was later discovered by a scientist in the south of France that this was indeed not a UFO occurrence, it was indeed the sun. The RAF later issued a statement explaining sunshine in the UK is a rare occurrence and that reports left right and centre came in about this unidentified flying object. They had no choice but to scramble their jets with the volume of calls that came in.

They’ve said they will check the weather forecasts and warn the nation next time the sun comes out.

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Updated: April 6, 2018 — 3:15 pm
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