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Town Council releases online sleeping remedy

Holsworthy Town Council have come up with a solution to the local Boy Racer issues with keeping people awake. This genius solution promises results every time. We guarantee after reading this, you’ll be asleep or die of severe boredom.

Our man on the inside suggested that the material should be used carefully. he doesn’t recommend reading it before driving or using heavy machinery.

To see whats in the reading material, follow this link:

Holsworthy Town Council Meeting Minutes




Updated: April 7, 2018 — 12:05 pm
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