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House breaking skills course …. Just £4.20p.


The Holsworthy Mafia are pleased to announce that our resident ‘Safe Cracker’ is starting A ‘House breaking and lock picking’ workshop’. Pete “Kipper” Smith will be running this once in A lifetime opportunity next February the 29th. The event will take place in the HTC building on floor 2.

If you can not attend this course Pete is also offering an online seminar, including personal teleconferencing. The online course is called ‘Holes i like to drill’ and will be priced at £4.20p per session.

Pete is A dedicated ‘Pro’ And will strive to meet all your needs.





Pete “7 eyes” Griffen



PS: Hourly rate is not an option.



Updated: April 3, 2018 — 8:52 pm
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