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Free DAGS to anyone who sells a caravan to the Topless man in a van.

973336_1The Don is letting all members of Holsworthy that his new on the ground team (Topless Man in a Van or “TMiaV”) will be travelling around in their new blue Ford Transit van.

The team will be offering cash for scrap or caravans and free DAGS to anyone who makes a purchase through their services. Their expert services includes acquiring cars on request, car parts, getting scrap metal removed and disposal of caravans.

This new service is to be trialled for a little while. We’re offering free DAGS to anyone who makes a purchase through us.

To claim your free DAG, simply ask the lovely topless gentleman if he likes dags.



Updated: March 31, 2018 — 4:46 pm
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