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MAYOR DRINKS ALCOHOL – RESIDENTS IN SHOCK – LOONY LEFT BRIGADE

BREAKING NEWS

Shocking news comes after the Mayor of Holsworthy was found drinking alcohol in the White Hart Hotel. The news comes as a shock to many who believe the Mayor is a perfect person who wouldn’t do anything, but recent events suggests otherwise. He’s so far been seen smoking & coughing incorrectly.

He was spotted last weekend drinking to celebrate a Wedding party. The drink he had was unknown, but sources believe this drink contained the sometimes lethal drug, Alcohol.

The Loony Left Brigade had this to say:

Alcohol is a drinking substance which can cause fun nights and excitement in pubs. This clearly isn’t what being a Mayor is about. He should be working for the community with every waking breath. There should be no downtime what so ever! its unacceptable to see this man having such fun!

We asked the Mayor for comment, but he told us that this was rubbish press and that we shouldn’t be posting stuff from the Looney Left Brigade.

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Updated: March 30, 2018 — 11:11 pm
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