Trouble is brewing in Holsworthy as one of the retailers has recently discovered our counterfeit £20 notes. We’re happy though, we printed this nearly 18 months ago and no one suspected a thing. Using our £20 notes in Co-Op for low priced items meant our money was exchanged for genuine currency which made us rich and helped fund our Trident Missile plan.
The £20 notes where made using a special paper compound, a basic printer and some skillful googling. We found that this was the most profitable thing we’ve ever printed and had to pack it in last year because we had printed over £2bn in £20 notes.
The shop who finally discovered our awesome product was SW Locksmiths. The eagle eyed Pete Locksmith discovered these in his till, we explained to him what they where and where they come from, he said he’d keep it for emergency pub funds.
We used an Epson Stylus SX425w to print these notes and we where happy with the overall quality of these £20 notes.
We’re onto bigger things these days, we’re printing £50 notes now and investing in a 3D printer to print fake £1 coins for parking machines. If anyone is interested, message Tony Bigman on Facebook.