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CONFIRMED – WINTER IS COMING – IT WILL BE COLD – BUT NOT HOW YOU THINK…

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Experts have confirmed winter has arrived. Weather has been colder and more chilled in recent weeks confirming we have indeed entered into a winter period.

Met Room experts from the Holsworthy Mafia have confirmed colder air is moving down from the north bringing colder spells across the country.

Devon & Cornwall are in the south of the UK and will see little affect. Because of the location, its unlikely we will see settled snow for any longer than a single day.

Experts say that because the Jet Stream rarely passes the southern edge of the UK meaning the colder air often mixes with the warmer tropical air which often prevents us from seeing snowy periods.

Experts from the Express & Daily Star have a combined intellect of of a undercooked & burnt sausage. The stories they run are rarely true and bring false hope to people and provide news they only want to hear. We are honest.

For more information, have a chat with the weather expert from the Holsworthy Mafia, Nigel Kenneally of Marvellous Comics & Desirable Collectables in the Market Arcade.

 

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Updated: November 26, 2017 — 2:26 pm
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