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Warning for Ginger people

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The Don is handing out an urgent message to anyone with light skin and ginger hair this summer. It comes after one of the Dons relatives got burnt by the powerful UV rays of the MOON. Though rare and only usually seen with the ginger community, Moon burn is a serious problem and can cause your skin to burn like it would in the sun.

The Moon is much closer but emits less UV rays than the sun but in extreme circumstances, the moons rays can be powerful enough to burn a ginger person like fried chicken.

The Don recommends Lloyd’s home brand sun cream to apply at night when walking in the moon light and to carry an umbrella during day light to keep your body covered in the shade.

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Updated: July 6, 2017 — 8:24 am
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