The “Holsworthy Mafia” are very proud to announce that we have just entered into an, international partnership with Colombia. After months of negotiations, Colombia and the “Holsworthy Mafia” have come to A just and transparent, trade agreement.
From the 20.02.2016 the “Holsworthy Mafia” will be buying it’s “Coffee” exclusively from this great, south American country. The “Don” is especially proud of his deal with the multi national corporation; known as .. ” Car-Telly”. Their fair trade practises and average human rights record, are what inspired the “Don” to engage in commerce with them !
And as such, the “Don” is greatly pleased to say that due to this inspired “Hand Shake” between Holsworthy and our south American cousins, that the price of “coffee” will no longer be £50 per gram. It will now be £47 per gram, and a guaranteed 99% pure glucose ( though Nescafe maybe cheaper ).
The “Don” is sure that this new venture will be prosperous for the whole of Holsworthy. And that marching Bands all over the UK will be powered by our “Product”.
Pete ” 2 ankles ” Griffin
PS: When we say “Coffee” 😉 ….. We mean “Coffee” 😉